Let me sum up Dave's first three paragraphs

Dave's first three paragraphs about Correlation can be summed up thusly:

But, remember - He's "not complaining."  Nope, not at all.

Of course, his "improvement suggestions" are to basically turn Sunday School into a literature class.  That'll make it more interesting - to Dave, anyway.  I'm so glad Dave realizes the rest of the church should think and act like him.