Friday, January 15, 2010

Never has a blog post been more aptly named


(I felt this was too short to post on Snarkernackle, so whatever).

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

How do people find this blog?

Via very odd search terms. Here are some of the oddest:

Bloggernacle Correlation

This makes no sense. I thought that search query led people here instead.

margaret blair young

Hi Margaret! Doing some ego surfing are we? Interesting that this search term appeared on my keyword list right before mjby attacked me over on Snarkernacle.

porn bcc

Yes, they are a bunch of addicts over at bcc. So what? Do you really need to do a search to figure that out?

i hate glen beck
we hate glen beck
glen beck hater

Dan is still apparently dropping by. As is Julie, Steve, and the whole cast and crew of "T&S" and "BCC"

those who dare to go beneath the surface do so at their peril

Dang straight. Below the surface of the Bloggernacle is a cesspool of scum and wretchedness. Abandon all hope, ye who dare to go beneath the surface of this bunch.

what does my julie means?

I wish I knew. I mean, other than "look at me! I'm a nice little liberal who holds all the politically correct opinions."

Sunday, January 3, 2010

I've decided Mormons can't belong to the tea party.

After all, the "Tea Party" movement is named after a forbidden drink. Since the Word of Wisdom forbids tea, anything named after that satanic drink should be off limits for LDS types. Avoiding the appearance of evil and all that.

Of course, the original Boston Tea Party may be okay, because they threw the tea into the ocean. If the modern day Tea Party movement was all about throwing tea into the ocean, then I wouldn't mind it so much. But, instead, it's about being conservative and stuff, and we all know Satan was the first conservative.

--Guest post by Vans Steven

[No, they're not really guest posts - MC].