Monday, November 24, 2008
However, this comment was particularly interesting:
vegetarianism as a higher, healthier, more economical, ethical, and loving dietary choice
Someone better tell Jesus about that! He ate fish all the time! He even ate fish after being resurrected!!! (Luke 24:40 - 43). How dare he not follow the more ethical and loving way. Shame on him!
Sunday, November 16, 2008
The answer is simple, of course. Acknowledging comment #11 would mean everyone would have to re-examine their preconceptions using actual facts. No one in the Bloggernacle is mentally equipped to do that.
Nope, it's better to let everyone jump in, build their bunkers, and start lobbing bombs at whatever hobby horses take their fancy (Look at me - I can mix metaphors with the best of 'em!).
Comment #11 should be ashamed for thinking anyone at Testy & Stormy would care about the actual facts when there were (meaningless) points to be scored and (pointless) agendas to be furthered.
Monday, November 10, 2008
My mission president once said (paraphrasing) that I should get off my lazy butt and do some actual missionary work. But that's neither here nor there, since I was in a coma at the time, with all my limbs broken, but he thought I was faking it to get out of proselyting. Uhm - Where was I? . . . oh, yes: I now believe that bloggers in the 'Nacle dwarf politicians in their ability to misinform, deceive, and be overly self-absorbed narcissists.
I believe the following are absolutely true, and if you disagree with me, you're going to hell. There's nothing I can do about that. You'll just have to change your views.
1. My positions and ideas reflect an enlightened and well-considered view of reality, which causes me to despise my fellow humans.
2. My views arise from my capacity for accurate cynicism; opposing views arise from people’s capacity for self-deception.
3. I use all available tools for evaluating an issue (screwdriver, power drill, hacksaw, concrete shoes and a large body of water), while the people I disagree with rely mainly on the self-serving views of whatever 'Nacle clique they belong to.
4. LDS people don’t know what it means to follow the prophet.
5. The Church would be better off without members.
6. The Church’s position on homosexuality is founded on God.
7. Homosexuality is, and is therefore disapproved of by God.
8. An attitude of obedience and indifference to Church leaders is chosen by me - I do both at the same time.
9. Gay marriage is the most immediate threat to the existence of gravity. If Prop. 8 hadn't passed, we'd all be floating up towards the moon. Trust me on this.
10. The Church’s position on gay marriage is founded in the same kind of ignorance that informed Joseph Smith when he went into the grove to pray.
11. Every member of the Bloggernacle should be enlisted to stop talking about Prop. 8.
Seriously people. Give it a rest.
Saturday, November 8, 2008
She's trying to cover for herself, though. Notice her most recent link on the T&S sidebar.
Sorry, Julie. Accusing others of being racist does not absolve you of your own bigotry.
Friday, November 7, 2008
Ronan, over at Bizarro Control Central pleads with conservative Mormons to behave.
Yes. Behave. Because Ronan and the other folks at BCC have spent the last several years as such models of decorum. They've really set the bar high, and those who voted for McCain will really have to work hard to make sure they can meet the high standards set by Ronan and his ilk.
That's one good thing about Obama's win: Ronan and the others at BCC can stop embarrassing us.
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Saturday, November 1, 2008
But Steve just told me over the phone "Well, I'm actually voting yes on Prop. 8. The sign was just to prevent vandalism to my house. Everyone knows I'm a Mormon, and if I didn't have the 'No on 8' sign up, I fear for what might have happened."