Sunday, February 20, 2011

We must stop this abomination. Only same sex wrestling is ordained of God.

Forget the clash of clearly oversized egos going on.  The real problem here is that our society has been infected by a curse that threatens to destroy it.  Opposite sex wrestling is a plague on this land.  Only same sex wrestling is ordained of God.  Only men should be allowed to wrap their legs around other men while grunting and groaning.  Only women should press their faces into the chests of other women while sweating mightily. 

The LDS church needs to stand firm on this principle and push for a Constitutional amendment.  Opposite-sex wrestling - NEVER! Same-sex wrestling - FOREVER!

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Ardis is anything but polite, neutral, or friendly.

I don't do facebook (having no face - or a body for that matter), but an astute reader has notified me that Ardis, the calm, non-partisan voice of reason, has just likened conservatives to terrorists on facebook, merely for not supporting Obamacare.

Frankly, I don't want to hear any more complaining about Beck and his insane Nazi analogies.  Yes - Beck is insane.  But get your own house in order first, losers.

Not that this will change anything.  People will still praise Ardis for her even-handedness and calm demeanor.  Whateves.