Sunday, June 14, 2009

Actually, I hear he has the best forward pass, like, ever!

*Sigh*

DKL, once again, claiming to be smarter than God. (Christ is God, after all - read your scriptures).


I mean, really, damn.

And by that, I mean, that's what's going to happen to DKL - A mighty and fierce damning will be smacked down on DKL from on high.

The first person who claimed to be smarter than God (by claiming he had a better plan than God did) - well, look what happened to him. Not a good precedent.

Good luck with that, DKL. I'm sure at the judgment bar, God will let you take the judgment seat since you clearly know more than he does. When it comes time for Jesus to step in a redeem you from your sins - well, don't be surprised if he says "I only redeem those who don't know as much as I do. Since I'm omniscient, I thought that was all of humanity. But you clearly know even more than me - so, good luck attempting to redeem yourself."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think you missed the point on this one. DKL's mission isn't to save himself, just attract attention to his over-the-top-no-he-didn't-just-say-that posts. Congratulations on playing right into his hands

Mister Correlation said...

I wasn't aware DKL had hands.