We must stop this abomination. Only same sex wrestling is ordained of God.

Forget the clash of clearly oversized egos going on.  The real problem here is that our society has been infected by a curse that threatens to destroy it.  Opposite sex wrestling is a plague on this land.  Only same sex wrestling is ordained of God.  Only men should be allowed to wrap their legs around other men while grunting and groaning.  Only women should press their faces into the chests of other women while sweating mightily. 

The LDS church needs to stand firm on this principle and push for a Constitutional amendment.  Opposite-sex wrestling - NEVER! Same-sex wrestling - FOREVER!

Ardis is anything but polite, neutral, or friendly.

I don't do facebook (having no face - or a body for that matter), but an astute reader has notified me that Ardis, the calm, non-partisan voice of reason, has just likened conservatives to terrorists on facebook, merely for not supporting Obamacare.

Frankly, I don't want to hear any more complaining about Beck and his insane Nazi analogies.  Yes - Beck is insane.  But get your own house in order first, losers.

Not that this will change anything.  People will still praise Ardis for her even-handedness and calm demeanor.  Whateves.

Steve Evans is totally in touch with reality.

Steve Evans is bold, forthright, and honest.  He isn't afraid to tell the truth - a truth that accurately reflects the realness of real reality.

Here, he confidently and accurately states that

anyone who thinks this post is about Cleon Skousen . . . is wrong. In fact, I feel so strongly about my intuition in this respect that I can say with warmth in my heart that whomever didn’t see this from the get-go is probably a poor reader, and possibly myopic

 I mean, it's not like the post's first paragraph ends like this:

I, on the other hand, think Skousen was crazy

 or that the entire post is basically dedicated to proving Skousen wrong.  I mean, if that was all true, Steve would be in denial of reality.  But he's such a truth seeker and truth teller, he knows what's really up.  Good job Steve.  Glad to have you around to keep us in the strait and narrow jacket.

I totally agree with MCQ

MCQ is right.  Labels are terrible things that only serve to divide.  They are too callously tossed about.  It would be wrong to go around labeling people with the labels of "luddite" or "bigot" just because they disagree with you.

Good on you MCQ, good on you.

(for the lazy, there are many comments by MCQ on those threads, you have to read them all to get the full gist of just how awesome and non-judgmental MCQ is - just keep scrolling down).

The *Real* 14 commandments of the 'Nacle

These make some attempt at lame snark, but really, it's just navel gazing and an attempt to make everyone in the 'Nacle feel good about themselves. Here's what the list, if it was interested in being honest, would actually say:

First: Steve Evans is your true God.

Second: Whoever gets the last comment, wins.

Third: Whatever was said last week or even last year doesn't matter, if it makes us look like hypocrites. That only matters if we can link to it in a positive way.

Fourth: The prophet leads the church astray.

Fifth: Post writers/permabloggers are not required to have any particular credentials, training, or authority in order to call the church to repentance.

Sixth: The commenter does not have to say “This is just my opinion” because they don't believe in opinions. Everything they write is pure facts. If you disagree, you are an idiot.

Seventh: Whether you need to know it, or want to know it, or wish you’d never heard it, you can find someone on the bloggernacle using it to attack Boyd K. Packer.

Eighth: The feminism of the bloggernacle is not limited by reality.

Ninth: The bloggernacle is mainly a flame war.

Tenth: The blogger may be involved in your local congregation. If so, find a different ward.

Eleventh: The two groups who have the most difficulty following the prophet are the proud who are on the bloggernacle and the proud who are also on the bloggernacle.

Twelfth: The bloggernacle is basically the popular, cool kids clique you hated so much but secretly wanted to be a part of in High School.

Thirteenth: Margaret B. Young is your goddess - no ill speaking allowed - you must only prostrate yourself at her feet and beg forgiveness from the Great White One for your cultural sins.

Fourteenth: Steve Evans will ban your buttocks.

My testifying ignomy!

Julie inspired me to post my testimony!  (Though, really, Julie - that's quite insensitive to refer to someone named "Apame" as an "Ape."  You may think it's a clever play on her name, but it's rather rude).

So, as  Margaret Blair Young'un (motto: "More compassion from thee, but not from me") calls it, here's my "brutally honest testimony":

I believe President Packer is a true and inspired servant of God, and the rest of y'all can suck it.


Amen.

Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished

Please, by all means.  No one is stopping y'all.  Really, this is the best idea yet in the 'Nacle.  I wouldn't mind if the whole of BiCuriousCrazies, Tea&eStuaries, and Mental Mormons decided to up and join this other denomination.  You have my blessing.  Have fun!