Monday, April 8, 2013

The (Bar)Nacle's General Conference reactions would be boring if they weren't so predictable

And it goes a little something like this:

Normal Member: So, Elder Bednar rearrfirmed marriage as only between a man and a woman, and then ...

Nacle'er: WOMEN PRAYED!!!!!

Normal Member: I really liked Oaks when he mentioned that Political Correctness . . .

Nacle'er: WOMEN PRAYED!!!!!

Normal Member: Holland said faith was better than doubt, and that doubt is not . . .

Nacle'er: WOMEN PRAYED!!!!!

Normal Member: The Priesthood session has several great talks about the duty of men . . . .

Nacle'er: WOMEN PRAYED!!!!!

Normal Member: The prophet really stressed obedience, including . . .

Nacle'er: WOMEN PRAYED!!!!!

Normal Member:  Then Packer reaffirmed . . .

Nacle'er: WOMEN PRAYED!!!!!

Yep - Same sex marriage in the temple and a female apostle are just a few years away!

No comments: