M* needs a name change.

Perhaps the "Bruce and Jeff show"  (with occasional guest appearances by Meg).

Not that anyone can follow their reasoning.  They seem to argue forever, only to realize they agree, but for different reasons (not that I can tell what they agree on).

I am so glad I am not this woman's son.

Not that I have gender (the "mister" thing is due to some weird bug in the coding that produced me), or a body.  But if I did, I sure would be glad not to be this woman's son:

"Now I have one son and three daughters. I love my daughters."