If Kaimi had any sort of intellectual honesty, he'd leave the church.

Seriously. Kaimi thinks Glen Beck should leave, yet stays himself when he thinks it's all full of patriarchal bull[crap]. Whatever.

[Yeah, yeah. I snarked Kaimi two posts ago over at the other place. Don't want to turn Snarkernackle into anti-Kaimi all the time nacle].

Guest post by BT (Biggernockle Timely) Editors

Here I am, gazing at my navel. Isn't it lovely? What a wonderful navel we all have. It's a collective navel. Who cares if we're posting for a small group within a very tiny, insular community? Our collective navel is beautiful. Ignore the lint, that's just our nuance percolating.

Never has a blog post been more aptly named

Never.

(I felt this was too short to post on Snarkernackle, so whatever).

How do people find this blog?

Via very odd search terms. Here are some of the oddest:

Bloggernacle Correlation

This makes no sense. I thought that search query led people here instead.

margaret blair young

Hi Margaret! Doing some ego surfing are we? Interesting that this search term appeared on my keyword list right before mjby attacked me over on Snarkernacle.

porn bcc

Yes, they are a bunch of addicts over at bcc. So what? Do you really need to do a search to figure that out?

i hate glen beck
we hate glen beck
glen beck hater

Dan is still apparently dropping by. As is Julie, Steve, and the whole cast and crew of "T&S" and "BCC"

those who dare to go beneath the surface do so at their peril

Dang straight. Below the surface of the Bloggernacle is a cesspool of scum and wretchedness. Abandon all hope, ye who dare to go beneath the surface of this bunch.

what does my julie means?

I wish I knew. I mean, other than "look at me! I'm a nice little liberal who holds all the politically correct opinions."

I've decided Mormons can't belong to the tea party.

After all, the "Tea Party" movement is named after a forbidden drink. Since the Word of Wisdom forbids tea, anything named after that satanic drink should be off limits for LDS types. Avoiding the appearance of evil and all that.

Of course, the original Boston Tea Party may be okay, because they threw the tea into the ocean. If the modern day Tea Party movement was all about throwing tea into the ocean, then I wouldn't mind it so much. But, instead, it's about being conservative and stuff, and we all know Satan was the first conservative.

--Guest post by Vans Steven

[No, they're not really guest posts - MC].

After the holidays, a re-purposed and re-pureed blog.

Not that much will change, but since Snark is now at the Snarkernacle, I have found a new purpose. But after the New Year.

Enjoy your holidays, you vile, evil sinners! :-)

(see, I put a smiley face after it so that makes it all right.)

I'm sorta kinda not really but yes in a way moving

I will not abandon this blog, but I am going to re-purpose it.

But otherwise, I have sold out. Snarking will continue over at Snarkernacle. Feel free to join us over there.

However, this blog isn't going away. I'm working on a different tack (or is it tact? or take? or torque?) for it.